No wonder there are so many fuckin' gays in America now. I've never been so completely disgusted and at the same time so bewildered to the national appeal of something, what the fuck is so good about baseball?
It is the most boring sport I've ever watched. Shit, at least in soccer they keep moving. I could make myself cum with my mind, thinking only about grass and plastic bags in the time that it takes for a player to go up to bat. When the pitcher gets the ball, he looks at every single person on the baseball field for three seconds each, spins around four times, plays a game of pool and then finally throws the ball.
I'm suprised they even have announcers for baseball.
It seems like a bunch of sexually frustrated young men playing with sticks and balls. Parents get their kids accustomed to it by having them play "Tee Ball." If you are unfamiliar with "Tee Ball" they put a "Tee" (an obvious penis) by home plate and then have the nerve to put a ball (but just one, an obvious ode to Lance Armstrong's testicles) on the top of it. To make matters worse, they hand a child a bat (their very own hand-held penis) and tell them to swing at the Tee. Classic sword fight.
Homo shit.
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