I hear girls wanting the perfect guy. They don't understand why all the guys they meet are such jerks...it's probably because we are. But just like it's in a girls nature to be someone who thinks they deserve the world, it's in a guys nature to remind her that she doesn't.
You see this shit in all the Disney movies, they meet and that's it. Maybe the prince is seen as perfect because he has such a small part in the movie. In reality, right before he went out singing in the woods to meet his future bride, he was watching porn and masturbating with his grandmas' diabetes medicine.
And for some reason, girls get the idea in their head that this fairytale is somehow a reality. Now I'm not saying that a girl should settle for an asshole, but I don't see how any person who has half-a-fuckin' brain could ever think for a second that this is a logical way of things working out.
But the biggest thing that every girl seems to be missing - what makes THEM so special? I guess in the fantasies that girls have about the perfect guy, they conveniently forget that they're just everyday bitches.
You may ask yourself why I'm being so hard on the girls, and it's because this only applies to them. I've never heard one of my guy friends say, "Man, I need a girl like Ariel."
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