Jay-Z Wants Everyone To Kill Jesus?!

He must know he is bullshittin' because if he wasn't he would at least let the audience know the song, so they could see for themselves. But he doesn't. He said, "these guys release songs underground, and they do this kind of stuff, and we just happened to come across a very disturbing song by brother Jay-Z. It's a song he actually recorded and has a backwards message in it..."

Wrong.

Jay-Z did NOT record this song. DJ Danger Mouse took different parts of a song called "Lucifer" from Jay-Z's Black Album then reversed them and put the message in. Danger Mouse's CD was called "The Grey Album" and it was a mix of Jay-Z's "The Black Album" and the Beatles' "The White Album." It wasn't a true 'hidden message' because anyone who has heard the song knows it was meant to be played backwards. But more importantly Jay-Z had absolutely NOTHING to do with "The Grey Album."

G. Craige Lewis (the guy in the clip) is someone who proclaims that he "specializes in exposing the enemy." Yeah, such a specialist that he can't even figure out who released the material. You "exposed" the wrong guy, dumbass. Even worse is the fact that he might actually make money off this shit. But, I guess he's the one who looks like a fool in the end.

And the funny thing is, even if Jay-Z did record this "hidden message" he's just asking people to murder him, according to the minister. In the clip, Lewis says, "He [Jay-Z] believes that he is God." Yet, a minute later he claims Jay-Z released a message saying "murder Jesus." And since Jesus is God, Jay-Z is asking his listeners to kill him? O.K.

Sad thing is some people might actually feed into the shit he says. Don't be ignorant. Look into shit for yourself.

Why I Hate The 'Jena 6.'

At first, I was all on board with the 'Jena 6.' I watched as MTV's bee-hive-headed reporter Sway talked to people in Jena about racism still being alive in America (as if this shit was some big fucking shock), and was very intrigued by the story. There have been many instances where blacks have been treated unfairly by the justice system and they have statistics showing that the justice system is harder on blacks, and that is a huge problem.

But then I saw some shit that blew my fuckin' mind. Two of the 'Jena 6' presented the award on BET for 'Video of the Year' and received a standing ovation. Are you kidding me? There is no reason why any of these motherfuckers should get a standing ovation ANYWHERE. It's not like they were wrongfully accused.

First of all, they are pussies. Each one of the 'Jena 6' is blubbering vagina and deserves to go to jail for the simple fact that they were acting like bitches. Six against one? A fight should be one-on-one. That's it. No knives, no guns, no bats. When six kids jump one, that's a straight bitch move - bottom line.

Then there is Mychal Bell. With four wonderful hits on his criminal record...

Battery - 12/25/2005
Criminal damage to property - 7/25/2006
Battery - 9/2006
Criminal damage to property - 9/2006

...you'd think a motherfucker would learn. But apparently, he thought it would be a good idea to to beat up a kid. I mean fuck, are you kidding me? 17 years old and has four crimes on record, how retarded is this guy? He also violated his parole by beating the shit out of the white kid. And even after all that, people think he should be let free? Homeboy needs to spend some time in jail, at least long enough for him to stop hitting shit.

"Many said they were angry that the students, dubbed the Jena 6, were being treated more harshly than three white students who hung nooses from an oak tree on Jena High School property." - CNN

Well, no shit. If they actually hung people from the nooses I would understand people being upset, but they didn't. They just put them on the tree. They didn't beat up a motherfucker. If you want to live in a world where physical violence and intimidation get put in the same category, then that's on you.

Let me break it down for you...

Also...

"The events [noose incident and the 'Jena 6' incident], though likely symptoms of racial tension, were separate incidents, said Donald Washington, U.S. attorney for the Western District of Louisiana."

These kids deserve a fair trial. But not a motherfucking standing ovation. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Baseball Sucks

"The story of baseball is the story of America." - PBS

No wonder there are so many fuckin' gays in America now. I've never been so completely disgusted and at the same time so bewildered to the national appeal of something, what the fuck is so good about baseball?

It is the most boring sport I've ever watched. Shit, at least in soccer they keep moving. I could make myself cum with my mind, thinking only about grass and plastic bags in the time that it takes for a player to go up to bat. When the pitcher gets the ball, he looks at every single person on the baseball field for three seconds each, spins around four times, plays a game of pool and then finally throws the ball.

I'm suprised they even have announcers for baseball.


It seems like a bunch of sexually frustrated young men playing with sticks and balls. Parents get their kids accustomed to it by having them play "Tee Ball." If you are unfamiliar with "Tee Ball" they put a "Tee" (an obvious penis) by home plate and then have the nerve to put a ball (but just one, an obvious ode to Lance Armstrong's testicles) on the top of it. To make matters worse, they hand a child a bat (their very own hand-held penis) and tell them to swing at the Tee. Classic sword fight.

Homo shit.

Girls and Their Imaginary Prince

This shit baffles me, it really does.

I hear girls wanting the perfect guy. They don't understand why all the guys they meet are such jerks...it's probably because we are. But just like it's in a girls nature to be someone who thinks they deserve the world, it's in a guys nature to remind her that she doesn't.

You see this shit in all the Disney movies, they meet and that's it. Maybe the prince is seen as perfect because he has such a small part in the movie. In reality, right before he went out singing in the woods to meet his future bride, he was watching porn and masturbating with his grandmas' diabetes medicine.




And for some reason, girls get the idea in their head that this fairytale is somehow a reality. Now I'm not saying that a girl should settle for an asshole, but I don't see how any person who has half-a-fuckin' brain could ever think for a second that this is a logical way of things working out.

But the biggest thing that every girl seems to be missing - what makes THEM so special? I guess in the fantasies that girls have about the perfect guy, they conveniently forget that they're just everyday bitches.

You may ask yourself why I'm being so hard on the girls, and it's because this only applies to them. I've never heard one of my guy friends say, "Man, I need a girl like Ariel."

Mac Users.

Mac users are the new vegetarians. No one gives a fuck about your lifestyle choice.